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theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

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hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

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netlfix:

january is like the monday of the months

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skrelp:

this actually has 9000 notes
9000 people genuinely reblogged this

skrelp:

this actually has 9000 notes

9000 people genuinely reblogged this

Posted 2 months ago

do you think that men don’t have the problem of flabby arms as much as women because jerking off works those muscles?

Posted 3 months ago

Far away guys: I wish you lived here
Guys near me: I wish you would move away already so I dont have to look at your face anymore

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life-suxx:

stupidstagram:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET 

he’s doing something right

Posted 3 months ago

truest thing ever. however, i do use this term a lot because i never quite know how to describe what i was doing with someone

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tatianatouch:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

intriguesme:

xdirkcalloway:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

marry him

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

I SHOULD OH GOD

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg